Something strange is going on in dis house! It’s a very messy house with clothes tossed about. There are plastic bags stuffed with more clothes. There are also two big boxy-looking things with wheels and handles. I think the oomans call dem suitcases. Then M tells me I’m going on a great adventure for 2 weeks. Now I ask you – what would you make of this!
Well, I overheard the peeps talking about taking a vacation, but then what to do with me. They talked about having my regular pet sitter come in, but then they said I’d get so lonely for 2 weeks cuz she can’t stay overnight. Then I heard dem ask my ooman sisfur if I could come there. (Dis is NOT good news) They did tell my sisfur dat if it didn’t work out at her house, they could bring me home, call my pet sitter, and she’d come and take care of me the remainder of the time. (Now, I ask you - why can’t I just go with my oomans?)
My sisfur has two cats. There is Big Guy Amos, a nice gentle, 13-year-old Tortie. Big Guy doesn’t mind being around me as long as I leave his food dish alone. (He’s not overweight by accident.) Dis is Big Guy and me in front of the patio door looking for birdies.
Then there is Missy Hissy Keiko, a 13-year-old Tuxedo cat dat looks like me. Missy Hissy HATES me!! (Just because I stalked her a few times when she’s been at my house, is no reason to HATE me!) Dis is Missy Hissy’s picture. (Don't let dat innocent face fool you!)
I’m very grumpy. First my peeps put me through months of vet and dentist visits. Now they are going on something called vacation and dumping me at my sisfur’s house.
Now, I ask you, does this sound like a great adventure to you? I confided in my girl friend @hollieferguson, and she has a plan to rescue me. Leave it to Hollie to come thru for me when my peeps desert me.
Please come back in three weeks to see how dis big adventure turns out (if Missy Hissy doesn't kill me first).