Monday, February 8, 2010

Mario's Great Adventure - Prelude

Something strange is going on in dis house! It’s a very messy house with clothes tossed about. There are plastic bags stuffed with more clothes. There are also two big boxy-looking things with wheels and handles. I think the oomans call dem suitcases. Then M tells me I’m going on a great adventure for 2 weeks. Now I ask you – what would you make of this!

Well, I overheard the peeps talking about taking a vacation, but then what to do with me. They talked about having my regular pet sitter come in, but then they said I’d get so lonely for 2 weeks cuz she can’t stay overnight. Then I heard dem ask my ooman sisfur if I could come there. (Dis is NOT good news)  They did tell my sisfur dat if it didn’t work out at her house, they could bring me home, call my pet sitter, and she’d come and take care of me the remainder of the time. (Now, I ask you -  why can’t I just go with my oomans?)

My sisfur has two cats. There is Big Guy Amos, a nice gentle, 13-year-old Tortie. Big Guy doesn’t mind being around me as long as I leave his food dish alone. (He’s not overweight by accident.)  Dis is Big Guy and me in front of the patio door looking for birdies.

 
Then there is Missy Hissy Keiko, a 13-year-old Tuxedo cat dat looks like me. Missy Hissy HATES me!! (Just because I stalked her a few times when she’s been at my house, is no reason to HATE me!)  Dis is Missy Hissy’s picture.   (Don't let dat innocent face fool you!)


I’m very grumpy. First my peeps put me through months of vet and dentist visits. Now they are going on something called vacation and dumping me at my sisfur’s house.

Now, I ask you, does this sound like a great adventure to you? I confided in my girl friend @hollieferguson, and she has a plan to rescue me. Leave it to Hollie to come thru for me when my peeps desert me.

Please come back in three weeks to see how dis big adventure turns out (if Missy Hissy doesn't kill me first).

17 comments:

Pandafur said...

OMC dat iz a huge cat mario. I just know Hollie will reskew you!

Hollie said...

Hee hee.... Girlfriend here, and iz going to reskew you, Iz has hector on standby and we will come whisk you away and you be here for Olympucs... luv ya.. xx

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Dude... do NOT mess with Big Guy. Let him have his food. Hollie: if you need any help, you gimme a mew and I'll help you out! We need to help our buddy! I can charm that bootiful Missy cat while you escape with Mario...

Hollie said...

Hee hee that sounds good Rumble...we do it togefur, I sure you has no trouble charming Miss Hissy right Mario....xx

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! We're sorry your peeps are leaving you! We hope they aren't gone for too long!

Anonymous said...

That is big ass tigah!

Shiva & Jaya
xxx

Your Daily Cute said...

Well, I say you make the most of your vacation and have them pamper you. And I sure hope you and Missy Hissy get along... she does look like a sweet girl. ;)

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WHOA! Big Guy Amos Is one big kitty! Thare is no reason why thay can't just take one more sootcase and put a litturbox, food and watur in it fur yoo. This is redikyoolous. Yoo can come stay with us to protest if yoo want!

Hollie said...

I am so happy you are my boyfriend too. I love you too )) xx

Busy Buttons said...

Oh, no! That sounds horrible! Poor Mario... *hugs*

PS. I think Big Guy is bigger than ME!

Mariodacat said...

He is Buttons. He's a mellow pussycat tho.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Aw dat is nise dat Hollie gonna come rescue yoo. Dat is sweet of hers.
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Pee Ess. We see yoo when yoo gits home!

George The Duck said...

I hope M&D have a good trip and your visit with the other kittehs goes really good. We'll miss you these two weeks. See you when you all get back home! *ducky hugs*

George The Duck said...

PS. You and Hollie are welcome to come over to the House of the Mostly Black Cats too!

Hollie said...

Hee hee, we loves to come to you place George! xx

Mariodacat said...

Now I can't wait for my peeps to go cuz I know I'm goiing to have fun while they is gone.

flicka47 said...

Oh,my Mario! The Big guy is a BIG GUY!!!Please don't accidently get between him and his food dish!
I hope your adventure is lots of fun, and that your folks miss you so much they come home early!...snicker..