Saturday, July 16, 2011

Don't Mess With Your Kitty - ME!

Hi Pals,

Our good blogging buddy Mr. Puddy suggest we pals share stories about what happens if  you mess with a kitty.  So, here's mine....

M will be the first to tell you dat I'm really a good boy, only don't mess with me when I don't want to do something.   M likes to sometimes sit downstairs in the recliner thingy, with me in her lap.  I likes dat too.

But why does she have to pick me up when Iz sleeping so nice, haul me downstairs and plunk me in her lap!!!!    I always gets even tho, cuz when she picks me up, I but the bitey on her (except I has no toothies) and kick her with my hind feet. back claws extended, and kick as hard and fast as I can -- sometimes drawing dat wet drippy red stuff out of her arm with my claws!  

The other time I do this is when I'm outside patrolling my kingdom with M behind the leash and she NOT let me go where I want to go like in the neighbor's yard.  If she picks me up den to turn me around or bring me in the house, oooooo - don't mess with me!!

Does she learn .........NO!   I don't give up tho and will keep practicing until purrfect!   Maybe I should consider false toothies so I can really bite her.

When you leaves here, go over and take a look at Mr. Puddy's Bloggy.   He is so cute and funny and drives all the ladycats wild cuz he's so handsome.  You'll be glad you took the time.

Mario

20 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Mebbe we should start a false fang fund? Bunny kickin is also a very good way to get even. Purrs.

Mr Puddy said...

MOL..I do that too Mario : ) But mom learn well to protect her arms or fingers.

Thanks to play with me, and Thanks so mention my blog and my charming heh..heh

Love you buddy : )
xoxo

PS : I will tweet and share in FB.My friend

Sparkle said...

False teeth sound like a good idea, Mario!

Simba said...

Oh, Mario, you look so cute on your red leash.
I so do not like to be picked up if ZI am outside exploring. Especially is I cn smell the smells from a visiting cat. I get very very hissy if Mo picks me up then.

Admiral Hestorb said...

a false fang fund???? Prancer Pie has mommy rolling on the floor (being careful of her cast!) at 7 in the morning!!

Mario..you look fork tender in that picture and I love your choice of the red leash. Mom's warming up the fry pan!

Pandafur said...

Excellent kitteh moovs an taktiks Mario. I thinks a set of fake toofies will halp train your hooman rill good!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I knows better than to mess with kittehs coz one ripped me a new nostril once so I now has the utmostest respect. Teef or no teef, them claws is vishus!

Katnip Lounge said...

Mario, Mommy laffed at you gumming your Mom. We think this is disrespectful and she will be punished!
Keep on kicking, dude. Humans are slow but your Mom might catch on.
Eventually.

Tamago said...

LOL, Mario!! You mom just want you close when she puts you on her lap. But I guess she has to pick the right moment :-)

Kjelle Bus said...

Oh my COD you are one tuff cat !!!
I should never dare to do that to my mom even if she is behaving stupidly some times.

Oskar said...

False teeth might teach her the lesson!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Cathy Keisha said...

Mario, I'm shocked! I can't believe that you—yes you—draw Blood! Gasp! My good boy image of you is in jeopardy.

Brian said...

That was good Mario, and the false teeth would teach her!

marley said...

You is a feersome warrior my kitty chum. i dussnt be messin wiv you, no way.

Link Bartholomew said...

I just put the bitey on Marmie yesterday when she tried to brush my furs!

Mario, do you have claws? They may be a better vehicle for retaliation than your missing teefers. ;-)

Marg said...

Good job Mario in that kicking move. Too bad you don't have any toofies, but I betcha that Mom gets the idea that she shouldn't mess with you. You are doing such a good job of training her. Take care.

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Photo Cache said...

wow, we don't know about the kick move yet. buster bites mama a lot especially when she
yells at him for gnawing at her slippers.

emma and buster

Honeybell said...

Mario - you look like a great hunter in the wild with your red leash! My mom's arms are all scratched and bitten from mom trying to pick me up when I am trying to act "all that." It's embarassing and then the baby talk? Do you get that? I make sure none of the neighborhood dogs or cats are around!
ROFM!

Clooney said...

Whoa Mario! I'z shivering in my booties, buddy! I'z gonna remember never to mess with you when you'z snoozing or in the yard exploring...(And thanks for your purrs and for coming to the Comment-a-thon, we appreciate it!)