Monday, July 14, 2014

"I Plead The Fifth Amendment"

M here:   "Mario, where is the packet of kibble that always sits on the kitchen counter?"

M here:  "How can I give you more kibble if the packet is missing?"
"Mario, it couldn't just walk away on it's own.   Now I don't know how much more to give you this evening."

M here:  One-half hour later, I find the packet of kibble laying on the floor by the stair climber.

"Mario, how did this kibble packet get on the floor and way over here?"

"Mario, the bag of kibble didn't just walk over here by itself.  If D didn't move it and I didn't move it, that only leaves you!"
"Mario, You've always been such a good boy!   Why did you do this?

"That's a good one Mario!   I haven't seen any other kitties around here."

M here - The sad part is that I couldn't even remember if I had filled his packet in the morning, or was that kibble left over from last night?   I've been giving him wet food lately, with just 1/3 cup of kibble allowed for the remainder of the day.   So, this is my fault again for not remembering what I did this morning!  Yikes!

Anyway, don't worry about Mario.  He did get his bedtime snack of kibble before bed, and another snack at 4:00 am when I woke up.    He's not starving!   But he did apparently help himself to the bag with the hopes of getting the zip lock bag open!

Sorry we've been missing for so long.   Life just got in the way.  I think we are back on track now and will be going around to visit today.   

Mario and mom


33 comments:

Cathy Keisha said...

Looks like you need a mouthpiece, Mario. It just so happens that I have some lawyer experience and I thik you’re innocent. Look at that super adorable face in the last picture. Awwwww!

Marg said...

Hi there Mario, good to see you.We think your are innocent too Mario. You sound like the cats here, having a snack at 4 AM. Hope everything is OK at your house. Take care.

Brian said...

We are happy to see you Mario and glad that someone found the treats!

Caren Gittleman said...

I think Mario needs to stick with SOK (some other kitty) did it! Don't feel bad, we KNOW all too well how "life gets in the way", Dakota's blog, more than Cody's is falling victim to that. Praying things turn around for you soon, oh and about the forgetting? I am with ya on that one too! xoxo

Kitties Blue said...

Whoever moved that bag probably made a hasty retreat. Actually, we are so surprised the bag was left on the counter. If that had happened here, one of us for sure would have chewed through it. Glad Mario didn't miss out on any noms. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Nerissa said...

Ummm... How exactly does you mum know that the package of kibble didn't get up and walk over there no its own? I mean... how? Stranger things HAVE happened.

Purrs,
#Niss4Senate

Katie Isabella said...

Mario, I have to tell you that this is THE best funniest blog ever and EVER! I KNOW you're innocent. I got your email on my iPurr. Your M just doesn't remember that she dropped it there. And blaming you..shamey shamey!

LP said...

Thanks for dropping by our blog! Mario...you have the face of Innocence and Angel written all over you! We don't think you moved that bag of kibble...obviously M did! Now plan your revenge for being accused...we can help with that :)

the critters in the cottage xo

McGuffy Ann Morris said...

Mario, you are so adorable! ~xo~ And M, I missed you both. Hugs!

Austin Towers said...

Mario, good to see you again! I reckon that kibble has got legs!! That's what I think :)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mario we can see you have innocent written all over your face and BTW we think your Mom might have snacked on the kibble!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Furries of Whisppy said...

In situations like these, it's good to have a furbling! Heehee.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Mario was just improvising.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Mario, it was the work of that nefarious Nokitty again! How come everyone always gets blamed for Nokitty's bad deeds?

Ann Staub said...

MOL oh no Mario! I think your kitty burglar story is totally believable!

Meow_Girls said...

Oh Mario, We hope you didn't leave teeth marks as evidence. We have a way to get our treats off the counter. One of us knocks it off and the other waits below. We are with you, Mario. You are too good a kitty to take that bag.
Smoochies,
Penny & Tippy

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Of course it was a catburglar that moved the cibbles and NOT you Mario !!
XOXO

Fur Everywhere said...

MOL! It's too bad you couldn't get the bag open, Mario!

Lone Star Cats said...

Ya just gotta chew at da bag. I steal food all da time, I've even ripped open da dog food bag.

Tamago said...

LOL! Oh Mario, of course you are innocent! I'm sure some cat broke in and moved the packet. Glad it's safe now :-)

Skye613 said...

SOC yes that's it Mario some other cat!

The Island Cats said...

Mario, it was definitely NOT ME. He's been at our house too.

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

MOL! You are one stealthy kibble stealer, Mario! We have been known to steal food too…

Katnip Lounge said...

We know who dunnit: KNOTT ME!

marley said...

I ope yoo haz wipe off da paw prints Mario my pal…I just say dat for yore informayshuns…not becos I am a hegg-speerenced crimmynell…no sir

Mr Puddy said...

MOL...my mom doesn't remember what she did too !
I'm on your side, We kitties are innocent :)
Miss you, Buddy
xoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

We Chans are adamant that temptation on our way is tantamount to an invitation!

Purrs,
The Chans

Oui Oui said...

It's so good to hear from you again! Our mom can lose a pen she was writing with just by putting it down. MOL

Jans Funny Farm said...

That sounds familiar. Packets disappear around here too, some never to be found. :)

Clooney said...

We believe that some kitty broke in and moved the bag of kibbles because you my friend are innocent for sure. Good to see you buddy, purrs to M and thank you for the Birthday wishes!

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You were totally framed, Mario.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

We *totally* unnerstand about life getting in the way! It's good to see you!!!

dezizworld said...

MOL Meez wuldn't twy tu get da bag open, meez wulda just bit fwu it. MOL Glad yous back. Wees had a foo purrawlems lately and hav been MIA tu, but fings awe stawtin' tu calm down a bit now and wees hope tu be back at it again soon.

Luv ya'

Dezi