You know pals, there comes a point in life where you have just HAD IT! I'm at that point and thus have joined by buddy Austin's National Union Of Cats Without Affiliate Typists! It's time I stand up like the mancat I am and take matters into my own paws. The final straw was what happened last night.
I usually cuddle next to M at night. Lately she's been putting my new Peggy Blanket down on the bed next to her. I prefer sleeping on her left side, but she prefers me to sleep on her right side. For a whole month I have allowed her to dictate which side I was going to sleep on. NO MORE!
i was late getting to bed cuz I had heavy duty patrolling to do thru the patio door window (mousies were running around). By 1:30 O'Dark, M got up to see where I was and found me with my head in between the blinds. She said it was time to go to bed.
When I did come to bed, I tried to sleep on her left side, and she WOULD NOT LET ME!!!! So I refused to sleep on her right side on the Peggy Blanket. She "fine Mario - be that way." Then she picked up the Peggy Blanket and threw it on the corner of the foot of the bed. That was fine with me. I didn't want to sleep next to her anyway - it was too warm in the house to cuddle.
So after this stunt that she pulled with not letting me sleep on her left side, and publishing that horrible rabbit ears selfie of me Sunday, I've unionized!!
Have you had enough yet? Join us - go over and see my buddy Austin at http://www.cataustin.blogspot.com. There are NO RULES, NO HUMANS, and NO DUES. We operate like we should - the CAT WAY.
Mario
21 comments:
Oh my...see, at our house, the humans do all of the work. These girls are all in charge. ~xo~
Yes, I joined too, Mario. I am so glad we now have a union!
We are definitely charter members of Austin's N.U.C.A.T. Union. Even though Giulietta has decided that she doesn't want thumbs, we are all angry at our humans' disregard and thoughtlessness when it comes to us. CATS UNITE! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Beautiful!!
We stand with you Mario!
Bravo Mario! We have the badge on our sidebar too!
Oh yeah, Mario, that human of yours is out of control! You need to put your paw down. I'm lucky, I can sleep where ever I want at night (as long as it's on the bed... at least until my human falls asleep).
MOL! Well Mario, I hope that Austin's union is able to help you achieve the "cat's way" haha!
Dat peep of yours is outta control.
Comrade Mario, I am indeed very proud of the stand you have taken in trying to lie down MOL MOL Welcome to the union, buddy. Now we have strength and numbers, we will rock for sure ....... that is after we've taken a nap !! ;) xx
Mario, you might want to reconsider...something about not biting the hand that feeds you... ;)
the critters in the cottage xo
Stripey wholeheartedly agrees, Mario!
What a disrespect to you ! We joined NUCAT too ! Purrs
Oh man, we are going to have to join up for sure! These humans… they are getting too big for their britches!
We unnerstand yer frustration Mario, but we're not ready ta unionize. Yet...
Yes kitties do like life on their own terms
Debby in Arizona
http://homelesscatcare.blogspot.com/
Oh Mario, good for you for putting your paw down!
Oh wow... the indignity... this was almost too hard to read... Stand tall and proud for what you believe in! Go Mario! Purrs from Deb and the Zee and Zoey Gang!
Oh boy, advenchur!
You go, Mario! Fight the power!
I’m a member too, Mario. She’s treated you rudely for the last time. I sleep on TW’s left side cos her right side is off the bed.
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