I've been evicted and have to hitch-hike and find me a new home. Can any of you take me in?
I can't believe that M is throwing me out just like that! Something about I'm a bed hog and SHE didn't get ANY sleep last night. Well, I didn't exactly get much sleep either!
You see I want to sleep on the edge of the bed instead of on the inside. M claims she can't get in and out of bed for her many trips during the night. SHE says she really struggled last night because I wouldn't budge! pffffft!
This is a lot to ask, but can anyone come and pick me up and let me stay at your house. I'm afraid to hitch-hike due to so many catnappers out there. I'm a good kitty - I promise.