Friday, April 8, 2016

Eviction Notice



Help Pals!

I've been evicted and have to hitch-hike and find me a new home.   Can any of you take me in?

I can't believe that M is throwing me out just like that!   Something about I'm a bed hog and SHE didn't get ANY sleep last night.   Well, I didn't exactly get much sleep either!

You see I want to sleep on the edge of the bed instead of on the inside.     M claims she can't  get in and out of bed for her many trips during the night.  SHE says she really struggled last night because I wouldn't budge! pffffft!

This is a lot to ask, but can anyone come and pick me up and let me stay at your house.  I'm afraid to hitch-hike due to so many catnappers out there.   I'm a good kitty - I promise.

Mario

31 comments:

Ken McIntosh said...

You can come down and join your 2 nephews, sis-fur, SIL and the two stuffed animals that call our queen sized bed home.

Marg said...

Oh Mario, we understand. We like sleepp on the edge of the bed and out Mom can't get out of bed either. But we believe that M would be so sad if you left. Maybe you can find another place to sleep on the bed. The Mom here just moves us around to the end of the bed. You all have a great day.

The Menagerie Mom said...

We'd be happy to take you in, Mario! But, I don't think we'll need to. I'm sure that with a few cute mews, head bonks, and belly rolls, you'll win your mom back over in no time.

The Florida Furkids said...

Teleport over here....we have Mom trained!

The Florida Furkids

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Bed hog, huh? But cats are SUPPOSED to be bed hogs. It's what we do!

Purrs,
Seville

Holly said...

Murphy is planning your bedroom now. Said something about trading the dog for you...I'm sure he was joking about that right??

Huntyr said...

Mario!
Our kitty just went over the rainbow bridge and we would love you have you come and stay with us...
M is just being a butthead.

We loves ya....
On our way to get you...
Huntyr promises not to chase you, and if he does,
the baby gate goes back up and you will be safe in your half of the house!!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

There's plenty of room at our house...come on over!!!

speedyrabbit said...

Come and jump in your magic closet you can come and Stay with anytime,xx Speedy

The Church Cat Family said...

Oh, Mario! *aghast*
Tinker says he'd be happy for you to stay with us so you toothless boys can swap tales or is it tails?? hehe

If your mom gives you another chance, tell her to put a pillow on the bureau and you'll sleep there. It's worth a try!

Purrz.

Kruse Kats said...

There are 4 of us struggling to cuddle in bed. Guess who wins the middle and mom cusses about? The dog. We will send M the dog and you come live with us.

Katie Isabella said...

You come right over here! After all, you are my mancat!

Cathy Keisha said...

TW has a YUUUGE bed with a pillowtop mattress. I'm sure there's room for one more.

Caren Gittleman said...

I'm on my way pal!!! Wisconsin isn't far from Detroit!!!! Give me a few hours and I will be there to pick you up! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Are you SURE you're being evicted from your house, Mario? It sounds like maybe you are just being evicted from the bed... although that's not fun either, at least you don't have to hitchhike or anything.

GLOGIRLY said...

Oh, Mario. Surely this is a mistake!
Maybe you can give the inside a shot again. ...We bet if you do, there's probably going to be some extra treats in it for you.

You wouldn't like it here though... Waffles and Gloman snore.

; )

Austin Towers said...

Gosh, Mario!! This is a bit drastic!! Seems like you have had quite a few offers of hospitality, but if you would like to emigrate, I can put in a good word for you at immigration!! A bribe in the form of class A nip goes a long way!!! ;)

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Mario, I would take you in a second, but I don't think you would want to live with 14 cats. Plus my Sammy does the same thing you do so that spot is taken. Sammy even nips at me when I try to get back into bad and he has spread out.

The Swiss Cats said...

You're welcome here ! You can use your teleportation tunnel ! Purrs

Lone Star Cats said...

We'll come get ya - da more, da merrier!

dezizworld.com said...

Oh Mario mommy sez dat's purrfect. You'll have to learn to help mommy, but she's used to scoonshin' round kitties in bed and hey, once she fureezes up, she doesn't move. MOL So come on over.

Luv ya'

Dezi

Brian said...

You would always be welcome here too Mario, just don't bring the snow with you!

William said...

You can come here, Mario, but I think M just needs to get a king size bed!

The Island Cats said...

Mario, you can definitely come here...but we have to warn you...the mom has been known to kick us when she sleeps...not on purpose, but she has done it...and we end up on the floor.

Jans Funny Farm said...

You sound like Buddy. he hogs the outside of the bed so Jan has a problem getting up during the night.

The Indulged Furries said...

I can't imagine your mom wants you to leave home, she just wants you to move to the inside of the bed. Maybe if you have a favorite blanket, your mom can put that on the bed where she wants you to sleep.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Oh Mario! Surely she doesn't mean it? She would miss you too much.

It's a bit hard for us to come and get you, so we hope your Mom changes her mind pronto.

Purrs,
The Chans

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We would, but there is no room left on the bed. You should see US pinning down TBT while HE tries to get up at night! And then we move slightly ta make it hard as we can for him to get back IN to bed. MOL!!!

meowmeowmans said...

Mario, you can come here, dude! Lots and lots of room!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....ewe iz welcome in trout towne, we haz hammix a plentee, foodz on de grill 25/8 and therz all wayz sum kinda trubull ta get in two !! ♥♥♥

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

MOL, Mario! M is lucky you shared the bed! Come here, we'll kick Mommy out of her bed and have it all to ourselves.