Saturday, July 28, 2012

Senile Saturday



Hi Pals,

My good friend @CathyKeisha asked me if I'd like to join her Senile Saturday Blog Hop once a month, so  I figured my oomans do plenty of stupid things, so why not join!  M does have her own bloggy, but I told her that for this first time she could use my bloggy.  sigh!  I guess I can be nice cuz she keeps me in kibble and plays with me.   Here's the story as she told it to me.  It happened about 18 years ago - long before my time and long before she should have been senile!


One Friday M had told D that she was going to Appleton to pick daughter up at the mall.  It seems daughter had gotten a ride home from college for the weekend and her ride would drop her off at the mall in Appleton, but M had to fetch her from there.   Then the two of them would go to our downtown mall quickly to pick up a baby gift for a shower someone was having that weekend.  Now why didn't M and daughter just go into the Mall in Appleton and shop there?  That would be too easy and then she would not have done the stupid thing she did.


M drove to Appleton, parked her car, and walked over by the big doors at the front of the mall.   She waited for awhile, when pretty soon a car drove up and dropped off daughter.   M and daughter proceeded to get into our car and drove back to Green Bay, stopping first at our local mall.  They rode the escalators up to second floor and went to the baby department.   M then told daughter she had to go to the bathroom quick, and daughter should keep looking in the infant size for a cute outfit.  

After some time had passed, daughter looked up to see this crazy lady (her own mother) laughing her fool head off as she walked back into the store from the bathroom area. The crazy then proceed to tell daughter that she had walked into the bathroom, proceeded to do her thing in one of the stalls, walked back out to the sink to wash her hands and happened to look in the mirror. Looking back at her in the mirror was a M.A.N. Yes, you read it right - man as in the opposite sex. Their eyes locked in the mirror!

M said "Whoops! - am I in the wrong bathroom!"  The man replied "Yes, and you even lived to tell about it."  he he - she said she quickly finished washing and drying her hands and made fast tracks out of there laughing her head off as she met daughter in the store.  She said she was so embarrassed.  Then she whispered to daughter as she looked around the store "Let's get out of here quick."   They were still laughing when they got home and told D and their other kitty what happened.   Daughter will not let her forget it either, and keeps bringing it up at the most embarrassing times.

M hasn't gotten any better either! I can tell you that from firsthand experience. But at least she has stopped going into Men's bathrooms. See what I have to put up with!



Until next time,
Mario

27 comments:

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hahahaha!!! That's so funny AND embarrassing.

Beth said...

That is a bit funny but could happen to any of us. :-)

Cathy Keisha said...

This is great! Pop was hysterical laughing as he was reading it to me and TW. See, even HE reads your bloggie.

Nerissa said...

My gosh Mario... that was a crazy thing for your mom to do. My peeps have never done that. Or... at least... if they have... they've never admitted it! hehehe....

Katnip Lounge said...

OMC, this is TOO funny! Mommy has never been in a men's room, except at work when she was younger, to clean. She woulda had a HEART ATTACK!

Avalons Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

OMCod! dat'z enough to make a peep Redfaced ^..^ :O
^..^ mol........

♥♥xoxo♥♥

Simba said...

We are glad your M saw the man looking at her in the mirror, not over by one of those funny pee places they have in men's bathrooms!

Brian said...

Poor M! But going to the litter box won't wait sometimes!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Beins are SO weerd! We would love to offer a Senile TBT moment, but we dont really KNOW when he is acting senile.

Oh wait, the other day he was wonderin iffen there was any Felliway left in the dispenser. So he turned it over an it spilled on his clothes.

We followed him around the house ALL DAY!!!

Katie and Glogirly said...

OMC! That is hilarious!!! Glogirly has made the mistake of walking into the wrong restroom...but never finished the deed. You'll be laughing about this for a LONG time. And so will the M-A-N in the mirror!
: ) thanks for the smiles,
Glogirly & Katie

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Oh.My.CAT! MOL!!!! Ooops! Remind us to tell you about the time daddy posted a MEN's sign over the litterbox. Boy was ALlie P.O.'ed.

Prancer Pie said...

HaHaMeow!!! That's hilarious! Well, at least she accomplished what she set out to do!

CATachresis said...
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CATachresis said...

Hahahaha! What did she think those funny low basins were for?? Hope she didn't wash her hands in one! lolol

Marg said...

Oh dear, that must have been so embarrassing. So glad you all thought it was funny. It is pretty funny especially the MAN's comment. Hope all of you have a great Sunday. Thanks so much for all your wonderful purrs for Mahoney.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Hehehehe!! That is so funny!! We'll have to remenber to do the Senile Moment for Mom next time!! Thanks for stopping by Mario!!
Your TX furiends,

Nerissa said...

Hey Mario! Guess what? You won an award! Yeah, that's right... another one! So why not stop by my blog and check out the post "Houston... we have have a problem" and pick up your new award. purr

ABBY said...

Mario
Long long ago many many years before me, my Mom and her Mom were in Switzerland. The common language is not English ... they needed to go into the bathroom. They both ended up in the men's room. It was straight out of the 3 Stooges the two of them getting out of there. you made my Mom chuckle.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

The Cat From Hell said...

Purrhaps it was mentalpause!
That's what my Mommy says.
Kisses
Nellie

Mr Puddy said...

Ha...Ha...Ha....This is so funny !!!!
And I think , not just M's daughter can bring this up !
WE ALL HERE DO !...HA....HA...HA

Miss you my friend
Xoxo

Kolo Martin said...

Oh people they do all these crazy things what is it with them?? My person can't be trusted out alone either!

Prudence said...

That's so funny buddy! Glad M got a good laugh! Mom did this once a long time ago, but realized she was in the wrong place when she saw the "special" porcelain fixtures!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh Mrio. Your mom has MY mom bested. The worst mom did was go IN the mens room (2 times for pity sakes) and met a man..she was open mouthed-startled and left as quickly as she got in there. She was mortified and her face was flaming red.

Oui Oui said...

That was too funny! The first time our mom was in a men's room, she was baby sitting kids during church services (she was not more than a kid herself). One little boy needed help and wanted to use the urinal, the mom was aghast. She didn't know what it was and had never heard of them either.

The Chair Speaks said...

LOL! This made our human laugh.
Thank you for visiting us, Mario, and sending comforting words.
We love you. Purrs!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, that's pretty funny! Didn't the uh.. wall hanging toities give it away?? Just wonderin'... MOL

BeadedTail said...

MOL! That's so funny! We bet that man is telling lots of people about it too!