Senile Saturday

Hi Pals,

My good friend @CathyKeisha asked me if I'd like to join her Senile Saturday Blog Hop once a month, so  I figured my oomans do plenty of stupid things, so why not join!  M does have her own bloggy, but I told her that for this first time she could use my bloggy.  sigh!  I guess I can be nice cuz she keeps me in kibble and plays with me.   Here's the story as she told it to me.  It happened about 18 years ago - long before my time and long before she should have been senile!


One Friday M had told D that she was going to Appleton to pick daughter up at the mall.  It seems daughter had gotten a ride home from college for the weekend and her ride would drop her off at the mall in Appleton, but M had to fetch her from there.   Then the two of them would go to our downtown mall quickly to pick up a baby gift for a shower someone was having that weekend.  Now why didn't M and daughter just go into the Mall in Appleton and shop there?  That would be too easy and then she would not have done the stupid thing she did.


M drove to Appleton, parked her car, and walked over by the big doors at the front of the mall.   She waited for awhile, when pretty soon a car drove up and dropped off daughter.   M and daughter proceeded to get into our car and drove back to Green Bay, stopping first at our local mall.  They rode the escalators up to second floor and went to the baby department.   M then told daughter she had to go to the bathroom quick, and daughter should keep looking in the infant size for a cute outfit.  

After some time had passed, daughter looked up to see this crazy lady (her own mother) laughing her fool head off as she walked back into the store from the bathroom area. The crazy then proceed to tell daughter that she had walked into the bathroom, proceeded to do her thing in one of the stalls, walked back out to the sink to wash her hands and happened to look in the mirror. Looking back at her in the mirror was a M.A.N. Yes, you read it right - man as in the opposite sex. Their eyes locked in the mirror!

M said "Whoops! - am I in the wrong bathroom!"  The man replied "Yes, and you even lived to tell about it."  he he - she said she quickly finished washing and drying her hands and made fast tracks out of there laughing her head off as she met daughter in the store.  She said she was so embarrassed.  Then she whispered to daughter as she looked around the store "Let's get out of here quick."   They were still laughing when they got home and told D and their other kitty what happened.   Daughter will not let her forget it either, and keeps bringing it up at the most embarrassing times.

M hasn't gotten any better either! I can tell you that from firsthand experience. But at least she has stopped going into Men's bathrooms. See what I have to put up with!



Until next time,Mario