Thursday, April 24, 2014

Thankful Thursday - It's M's Fault



Hi Pals,

Whew, I'm glad that's over for a month.   I got carted to the vet on Monday to get weighed because of the Hills Metabolic Advanced Weight Loss diet I'm on.   Well, guess what - I GAINED .2.  Yup! It wasn't my fault either because M is the one who puts the food on my plate. It's supposed to be her job to keep track of what she feeds me, and she's slipping on her job.   She admits it too.

Sadly, I'm going to be the one who pays for it.   Now she's watching me like some Hawk!   I don't know why you have to watch hawks, and I certainly don't know why she has to watch me!   She's measuring everything and counting how many servings of wet I get.  Then she measures the kibble and doesn't even mound it up anymore!   Not Fair!    

Today I got to sit in the open window for whiffies for 15 minutes, and when M closed the window I zoomed through the house like a herd of elephants (according to M).   I did that 3 times.   Now with all that exercise I got, I think I deserve more kibble don't you?  Well, I'm NOT getting any more she says.   

I'm thankful for my humans.  I really do love them.  But sometimes I don't think they are fair with me!   i'm also thankful I got the trip to the vet over with for a month.

Mario



19 comments:

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Purring for you!!!!!!

Pumpkinpuddy said...

I can't believe you have to go to the v-e-t every month! *shudders*

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh dear Mario a cut back on the noms...sigh...do you what weight they want you to weigh? We still think you're doing a fine job! M too!

dezizworld said...

Aaaaw Mario so sowwy you hav tu be on a (shhhh) diet. mol Meez finks you shuld at least get a foo tweats fur all yous' hawd wowk and exewcise. MOL Hav a Pawsum Purrsday fursday!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)

Dezi

Marg said...

Oh no Mario, that is terrible that now you get less to eat. Yikes. Do you want us to send you some extra foods?? We certainly think that after all that exercise, you should get more food. Hope you have a better day.

Sparkle said...

Welcome to our world, Mario! All our food is strictly portion controlled (well, except for me - I get to eat as much as I want because I am underweight). But then, both Binga and Boodie weigh exactly what they should, so I guess it works.

Kitties Blue said...

We think that scale is broken and lying about your weight 'cause you look absolutely teeny tiny to us. Sorry your humans are taking a hard-line with your noms consumption. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuletta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Brian said...

Dang Mario, that diet word has been said here too!

Pixel, Otis and #AngelJinny said...

Oh Mario! We all hate Diets! Poor deprived boy! Mama has a trick she uses on Pixel, she saves back a small portion of her kibble at meals & then gives her little kibble treats throughout the day. Pixel seems 2 think this is just peachy!
Glad ur visit 2 the vet is done for this month. HUGS & Nuzzies.

McGuffy Ann Morris said...

Oh, I feel for you. losing weight is so hard and boring. ~xo~

The Island Cats said...

Oh no, Mario! We hope the diet works for you.

Ann Staub said...

Well, at least you didn't gain that much Mario. Maybe it was just some gas or something ;) Hopefully things will start to work better for you soon. Good luck!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Maybe you should use the "retaining fluid" excuse our Mommy uses! MOL!

Happy Friday, furriends!

Kjelle Bus said...

Oh nooz , that you gained weight with the diet food !
Must be something wrong with that ;-)
XOXO

Fur Everywhere said...

Poor Mario! We have a friend named Chase on the metabolic diet, too, and it's helping him lose weight, but he sure doesn't like being limited to how much he can eat, either!!

Hang in there - we are sure it will get easier as time goes on.

Purrs,
Carmine, Milita, and Jewel

Coccolino B said...

We are glad for your sake it's over too!

Cathy Keisha said...

TW thought I was gaining weight so she cut back on my food. Then she found out a LOST weight. I thought that food is supposed to make you run and exercize.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Aw, buddy! I feel your pain--you look just PURRfect to me--a nice soft, normal sized kitty. Maybe someone's a little too quick to use that F-word is what *I* think!

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Yes, think of all the calories you burned doing the zoomies!!!