Saturday, November 17, 2012

I've Been Insulted and Happy Thanksgiving Early




Hi Pals,

I've been insulted.  Can you believe it - I've been insulted by my very own staff!   

M is now telling me I'm as fat as this turkey and I'd be very tasty!  How can she possibly compare this to me?




This is me helping M at night on the puter and patrolling the backyard at the same time.  Very important job!

Now do I look anything like that turkey above?

I think M needs her head examined cuz she's coo koo!

I'll try to forgive her because it is, afterall, Thanksgiving, and I am very thankful for my warm, cozy home and loving staff.   But she'd better be careful cuz my patience only goes so far.

I am very thankful for all my friends in the Blogosphere and on Twitter.  You guys are all the best and are always there for me if something bad happens.   I just love all of you and so does M  (At least that we agree on.)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your family!

54 comments:

Beth said...

Happy Thanksgiving Mario. Mom was just having fun with you. You are not as fat as that chicken!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

What's with all these crazy humans, implying that we are 'fat' when actually we're PERFECT!

Rumblemum has FORBIDDEN Rumbledad from these types of insinuation (she says he'll give us an eating disorder *MOL*)

Kjelle Bus said...

I say like Rumblepurr/ Diego Hamlet Moonfur = What´s WRONG with all these crazypants humans ??
You are most certainly NOT as fat as the turkey !!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family <3

Oskar said...

I can't believe she would say that. Obviously it's just your thicker winter coat coming in!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Katnip Lounge said...

Humans are insane. Mommy threatens to eat us all the time, too! Although Salem gets called a whale, not a turkey...

Mr. Black said...

Mario, no way you are as fat as that big ol' turkey!

Now, as far as humans threatening to eat us, I'm sure it is their way of telling us how adorable we are. The lady always says I am so scrumptious that she will have me for dinner with peas and carrots. Yeah, I know. Doesn't make sense to me, either.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Yeesh, you dont look fat at all! Goodness, I used to have a truly fat kitty and trust me, you are NO WHERE near her weight!

Brian said...

We love you too Mario and Happy Thanksgiving! I think you heard wrong Mario, she probably ask if you wanted some turkey!

Tamago said...

Hahaha don't worry, Mario. Your M is just teasing you about the turkey!
Happy early Thanksgiving to you. Wishing you a wonderful holiday!!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Mario! We think you're purrfect just the way you are!! Happy Thanksgiving to you too!!

BeadedTail said...

Humans are just jealous of our purrfect bodies so make silly remarks when they are really talking about themselves. Just sayin. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family too!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

That was quite rude of your human - I think SHE'S the turkey for calling YOU one!

Nerissa said...

What a thing to say! You're a handsome mancat, Mario. Just purrfect, I am sure. That turkey looks nothin' like you. purrs

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Prancer Pie said...

Hmm, our Mommy uses terms like "tender" and "delicious" too? Should we take offense?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We looked hard but found absolutely NO resemblance between you and the turkey. We think M needs a new pair of glasses!
Happy Thanksgiving!

rumpydog.com said...

*gasps* If she says something about a woodshed- RUN!!!!

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

You do NOT look like that bird!
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
Purrs

Smokey said...

Oh-oh! Definitely a faux pas. All kittens have their shape and that's dat! You not fat all. (whispers: we did hav an incident where a nurse who came to monitor Gma asked if my brofur Sebastian was having kittehs! His sideshow are bulging from all da treats he steals. ) Dat nurse is a bit indiscreet though. She's da same one who made a remark about Gma dat was in poor taste. But asides from that, we bless her & all dat come see Gma. Purrs

Smokey said...

Oh-oh! Definitely a faux pas. All kittens have their shape and that's dat! You not fat all. (whispers: we did hav an incident where a nurse who came to monitor Gma asked if my brofur Sebastian was having kittehs! His sideshow are bulging from all da treats he steals. ) Dat nurse is a bit indiscreet though. She's da same one who made a remark about Gma dat was in poor taste. But asides from that, we bless her & all dat come see Gma. Purrs

CATachresis said...

Mario, how can you look like a dumb bird!!! Happy thanksgiving xx

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Fat as a...ooh yeah, them's INSULTING words for sure! MOL!!

We're thankful for you too, Mario, and for M!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

How frightfully RUDE of your Mom, Mario! She will have to apologise!

We are very thankful for all our friends too and also wish you a wonderful thanksgiving!

Purrs,
The Chans

Kitty Tales said...

You are much more handsome than any ole turkey...and more talented, too!

Purrs,
The KT Gang

Cathy Keisha said...

Fat? You have to excuse M cos she's taking all kinds of meds that alter her perception and stuff. And what's wrong with being tasty like turkey? Psst, there's another 4 lb chocolate turkey in MY fture.

Marg said...

Mario, you don't look anything like a turkey to us. Maybe that Mom needs new glasses. And you aren't fat either.
We think you are just purrfect and we sure do wish you a most Happy and delicious Turkey day. Have a good one. Take care.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

you do NOT resemble that turkey in the LEAST!!! How dare your Mom say that! MOL!
We ADORE you AND your Mom and we ALWAYS have.
I would adore you even more if your darned cheeseheads didnt kill our Lions!
Happy Early Thanksgiving!

The Cat From Hell said...

Bwaa! Haa! Haa! |A TURKEY! Now that is funny! Yous has no resemblance to a turkey in any shape or form.
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Tell her it would take, like, FOREVER to pluck you, Man.

JessieJaney said...

Awwwwe Mario how dare M say you are getting tubby ... you are fine figure of mancathood!

Connie and Boomie said...

You ain't fat, you is FAB-U-LOUS.Was probably a shadow that made you look fat. Hug hug hug

neora chana said...

Poopoo on the cookoo M!

ABBY said...

Mario
A furry super happy Thanksgiving to you and your M & D!!!!
We are so thankful for you and all you do.

xoxoxo

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You know, I think it's a conspiracy. The Human's been patting me around the middle just a little too thoughtfully lately. Hmmm.

Blueberry's human said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Gobble gobble!

K9friend said...

A very happy Thanksgiving to you and the staff. May your day be filled with fun and blessings!

Pat
Critter Alley

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You know, for the last couple days, I have reverted to my former eating pattern--ha ha ha! Now she can beg me to eat more again. I LOVE driving her crazy like this ;-)

Cole Cat said...

Happy Thankpurring Day! You don't look anything like that stupid bird. Purrs...from the bird-knowers at Colehauscats.com

marley said...

Appy Turkey Day Mario my chum....

Oskar said...

Congratulations Mario,
You are the winner of the Tiny Prints giveaway from Pet Blogs United.

Please drop me an e-mail at PBU at comcast dot net as soon as possible,

Happy Thanksgiving,
Oskar

Father Tom said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!

No, Mario, you don't look like the turkey..but yer gettin' close..hehe just kidding, pal!

Enjoy the turkey day!

Tom
(overhears: "Tom broke the scale again???? No way!")

Cheri said...

Don't listen to her! Mom's just getting home from work so we are late. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

cats of wildcat woods

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Its just the fur that makes you look plump!

Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Oh, Mario. I can so relate. Would you believe the Vet called me OVERWEIGHT? And she's CONCERNED???

Sheesh. 12.4 pounds and she's ready to send me to the fat farm. All this just days before Thanksgiving. At least Glogirly took pity on me and gave me yummy food today. : ) I guess I better start working out. ha!
~Katie

Happy Thanksgiving from me & my girl.
We are so very thankful for your friendship.
xoxo

psssst! We're having a PINK Friday Giveaway at Glogirly.com tomorrow!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your fambly, Mario!

Team Tabby said...

You did get turkey, right? We sure hope so, because it's too good to miss out on!!

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving Day!!

Kitty Tales said...

Happy Holidays, Mario. Concatulation! We are pleased to announce that you have been nominated for the Super Sweet Blogging Award. Please pick it up at Kitty Tales (behind the scenes) Monday, 11/26, after 12:00 AM pacific time. Thank you!
KT Management

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hey Big Boy! Your secretary is neglecting your Bloggy! Really, she can't insult you AND ignore your blogging needs, can she???

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Thanks for your visit. I hope you read a few posts. To see the 3 kittens. Two came as 2 weeks old for me to save and they are 7 weeks old today. Then Circle was adopted 3 days before the babies came.
You knew Happy had died right??
We adopted Circle from the local shelter. She was 5 months old and now she is 6 months old. She has taken on the Mother roll and is bathing and playing and sleeping with the kittens. It is one big happy family!!!!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Oh I love Melbourne too. We use to go their 50 years ago when we lived in Holly Hill. My first hubby was working for U-haul and he had a dealer there we went and worked at least every month. We spent a lot of time there!!1 WOW!!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hey, Big Boy! Hope everything's A-OK in Mario-Land! S-t-K

Oui Oui said...

Happy belated Thanksgiving! (Boy, are we on the ball!) We hope you had a great time. You are just right, every kitty feels better when they are a little "squishy". Our mom is just plain mean, calling Mica Moo "Waddles".

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hey Buddy, You sure are right that your Human is neglecting her duties here at your Blog. We are not much for the Tweeting though I did make my Human sign me up. I think it's been MONTHS since I've been on Twitter. So I guess our Humans can only handle one thing--blog or Twitter. Both seems to be too much for their poor brains, eh?

Katie Isabella said...

Mario, I love seeing your window as well as the computer. Your mom has mentioned that window many times and now, I get to see it.

I believe you may indeed be a cow kitty! First time I have really seen your sweet back. XXOO

Oskar said...

Just checking in to make sure everyone's ok since we haven't heard from you in a while.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar