Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Merry Chase Is On!


Hi Pals,

Oomans are really stupid sometimes you know!   Yesterday I was minding my own business, thinking about taking another nap, so I curled up on the sofa.  But you know how it is, we kitties always sleep with one eye open and both ears working overtime.  D was gone off to a place he calls exercise and M was just hanging out.

All of  a sudden I heard clattering on the wall that was loud enough to wake the biggest sleeping elephant.,   Now being of a suspicious nature, of course I had to come out to see what was going on.   Well, human M thought she would be sneaky and hauled up the PTU and set it on the table.   This is not good because the PTU means I'm going somewhere and it won't be fun either.

When D came home, I took off like a shot in the dark, hid under the center of a queen-sized bed and would not budge.   Then one of them had the nerve to poke the cane monster  under the bed at me.     I took off again and hid in the closet with a two-way escape  hatch.  he he  I was so sure I had them there.   If they came at me from one side, I'd just shoot out the other. which I did try.   But D was waiting for me by the door and next thing I know I'm in the jail box being hauled off to the V.E.T. again - something about my annual check up.  
Well pals, I tried to make this the most miserable trip ever for my oomans.   I refused to look at either one of  them or even at the v.e.t. lady.  I sang as loud as I could in the car so I'd hurt their ears.   I totally ignored them and turned my head away.    Did they really think that I would NOT make them PAY for what they did to me!!    he he and I  got the last laugh because  M tried to take a picture, but it seems the flashy box thing is broke!  YAY!  She said the button is pushed down already and won't come back up to open the lens - whatever!

I heard M telling the v.e.t. lady tho that I  did lead them on a merry chase - something about they are getting too old to have to chase me.  (ha ha - of course I led them on a  merry chase - that's my job and I'm not going to the v.e.t. place willingly!)

Until next time pals,

Mario


34 comments:

Simba said...

Mario, good for you for telepathically "fixing" the flashy box. We hope all your measurements were good ones.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I has taken notes about this impawtant subject and I will be sure to incorporate some of wot I has learned here into my next, shudder, trip to the V-E-T. Thanks, pal, fur the tips.

Katie Isabella said...

Mario...you know how to handle your mom and dad! I am truly impressed. And breaking the flashy box with your will of iron? Now THAT is impressive!!! Keep on showing them who is the Boss. xoxox

thatstripeycat said...

You must have been a sight to behold! * platonic smoochies *

niqqi said...

Good job, Mario!

Prudence said...

Good fur you Mario! I completely agree w/you about the v.e.t.! I even used to do the "ornery mule" act and mom would threaten to carry me in, BOL!

Random Felines said...

too bad you didn't escape, but nice try!!

Kjelle Bus said...

Good job to exercise your beans before the vet-visit :)

Nerissa said...

Those annual check-ups! They happen EVERY year!! MOUSES!!!
I feel for you buddy. I really, really do.

But I've got some good news. You won an award! Yes, another one. Come on over and visit me at Nerissa's Life and you can pick it up. Check out the post entitled, "I ownz it!" purrs

cheriswan said...

I've got to remember those tips about the two sided hatch! We're with you in spirit so keep up the chase!

Marilia said...

Kisses Mario.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Mario for a second I thought you got the better of them! It WAS a noble effort though!! Great job on willing the flashy box to be broken!! MOL!

marley said...

Oh deer....I love my vets Mario....they take sooper good care of me and always give me snaks.....mebbe if yous opened up a little it could be a bootiful friendship

Marg said...

Oh no Mario, not the vet. Love the story about the chase. WE do that to Mom all the time. It is so much fun to see her running around the house after us. She uses a broom to get us out from under the bed.
Hope the report was good at the vet. Maybe you won't have to go back any time soon. Take care and have a great day

CATachresis said...

Oh Mario, you are a devious kitty!! I'm a bit nervous now as The Staff has had the PTU out for a couple of weeks now, and that doesn't bode good!!! I think she wants me to go in it, but I'm not playing that game!!! Regards Austin

Mr. Black said...

Hee, hee. Make 'em work for it Mario. Watch out for more refined "tricks" they might pull in the future, such as shutting doors to all rooms beforehand, or bringing in the ptu days in advance and just leaving it there, maybe with a cozy little bed in it (trying to pass it off as a new bed).

Cole Cat said...

We're sorry! Oh, and the singing! Did you sing something really good? We really get to them with our singing too! Loud enough for all the other oomans in the other cars to hear too. Hope the rest of your week is less eventful. Purrs...from all of us at Colehauscats.com

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Poor Mario. But we're so proud of you for not making it easy for M & D! :)
We hope your checkup went smoothly and you got a good report?

JessieJaney said...

bet your hoomans think we don't remember our visits to the V.E.T. - but you proved them wrong - am proud to know you Mario!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Great job, Mario! I hope that a) everything looked good on your checkup, and b) that camera stays broke!

Brian said...

Well one good thing Mario, it is over!!! Hope you passed your check up!

pumpkinpuddy said...

EK and Candy sing in the car too. Maybe you three should start a choir! MOL

Katie and Glogirly said...

Mario, your peeps are much more polite with their vocabulary than mine!!! I just don't think I'd hear "merry chase" come out of Gloman's mouth!
haha!
; ) Katie

...sorry you had to go through that.

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Mario, good job making them work to get you into that PTU!!

michico*Adan said...

purrs and purrs to you Mario!
You are so brave.

Cathy Keisha said...

Way to go Mario! Did you know Pop called it a CPU instead of a PTU? Humans! *shakes head*

The Cat From Hell said...

Ha! Ha! Mes had to laugh at your humans chasing yous, them me cried when yous was caught and put in the pTU. them me laughed about the singing and about the camera!
Me thinks, overall, yous winned!
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh, I am so PROUD of you! Resistance may be futile, but at least it makes them PAY AND PAY for herding us into one of those *things* and dragging us off to the stabby place. I hope you got your favorite treats when you got home. Don't talk to them for a few days--make 'em beg. And HA! about that flashy box!

Prancer Pie said...

Sounds like you gave the oomans a "run for their money", Mario. Hee-hee. We hope all went well and no more V-E-T visits til next year! xoxo

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Good job leading them on that merry chase! Hope everything was ok at the vets!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

*Sigh* At least TBT puts the PTUin another room when it is time to get into it...

BeadedTail said...

That was a brilliant move making the flashy box break! That should teach them to try to stuff you in that PTU again! Hope everything was okay at the evil v-e-t!

Connie and Boomie said...

Oh Mario you look so ticked off to be at the vet and then to add insult to injury, they weighed you. Hug hug hug sweet kitteh

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