Wednesday, November 7, 2012
The Merry Chase Is On!
Oomans are really stupid sometimes you know! Yesterday I was minding my own business, thinking about taking another nap, so I curled up on the sofa. But you know how it is, we kitties always sleep with one eye open and both ears working overtime. D was gone off to a place he calls exercise and M was just hanging out.
All of a sudden I heard clattering on the wall that was loud enough to wake the biggest sleeping elephant., Now being of a suspicious nature, of course I had to come out to see what was going on. Well, human M thought she would be sneaky and hauled up the PTU and set it on the table. This is not good because the PTU means I'm going somewhere and it won't be fun either.
When D came home, I took off like a shot in the dark, hid under the center of a queen-sized bed and would not budge. Then one of them had the nerve to poke the cane monster under the bed at me. I took off again and hid in the closet with a two-way escape hatch. he he I was so sure I had them there. If they came at me from one side, I'd just shoot out the other. which I did try. But D was waiting for me by the door and next thing I know I'm in the jail box being hauled off to the V.E.T. again - something about my annual check up.
Well pals, I tried to make this the most miserable trip ever for my oomans. I refused to look at either one of them or even at the v.e.t. lady. I sang as loud as I could in the car so I'd hurt their ears. I totally ignored them and turned my head away. Did they really think that I would NOT make them PAY for what they did to me!! he he and I got the last laugh because M tried to take a picture, but it seems the flashy box thing is broke! YAY! She said the button is pushed down already and won't come back up to open the lens - whatever!
I heard M telling the v.e.t. lady tho that I did lead them on a merry chase - something about they are getting too old to have to chase me. (ha ha - of course I led them on a merry chase - that's my job and I'm not going to the v.e.t. place willingly!)
Until next time pals,