You know pals, there comes a point in life where you have just HAD IT! I'm at that point and thus have joined by buddy Austin's National Union Of Cats Without Affiliate Typists! It's time I stand up like the mancat I am and take matters into my own paws. The final straw was what happened last night.
I usually cuddle next to M at night. Lately she's been putting my new Peggy Blanket down on the bed next to her. I prefer sleeping on her left side, but she prefers me to sleep on her right side. For a whole month I have allowed her to dictate which side I was going to sleep on. NO MORE!
i was late getting to bed cuz I had heavy duty patrolling to do thru the patio door window (mousies were running around). By 1:30 O'Dark, M got up to see where I was and found me with my head in between the blinds. She said it was time to go to bed.
When I did come to bed, I tried to sleep on her left side, and she WOULD NOT LET ME!!!! So I refused to sleep on her right side on the Peggy Blanket. She "fine Mario - be that way." Then she picked up the Peggy Blanket and threw it on the corner of the foot of the bed. That was fine with me. I didn't want to sleep next to her anyway - it was too warm in the house to cuddle.
So after this stunt that she pulled with not letting me sleep on her left side, and publishing that horrible rabbit ears selfie of me Sunday, I've unionized!!
Have you had enough yet? Join us - go over and see my buddy Austin at http://www.cataustin.blogspot.com. There are NO RULES, NO HUMANS, and NO DUES. We operate like we should - the CAT WAY.