Don't Mess With Your Kitty - ME!

Hi Pals,

Our good blogging buddy Mr. Puddy suggest we pals share stories about what happens if  you mess with a kitty.  So, here's mine....

M will be the first to tell you dat I'm really a good boy, only don't mess with me when I don't want to do something.   M likes to sometimes sit downstairs in the recliner thingy, with me in her lap.  I likes dat too.

But why does she have to pick me up when Iz sleeping so nice, haul me downstairs and plunk me in her lap!!!!    I always gets even tho, cuz when she picks me up, I but the bitey on her (except I has no toothies) and kick her with my hind feet. back claws extended, and kick as hard and fast as I can -- sometimes drawing dat wet drippy red stuff out of her arm with my claws!  

The other time I do this is when I'm outside patrolling my kingdom with M behind the leash and she NOT let me go where I want to go like in the neighbor's yard.  If she picks me up den to turn me around or bring me in the house, oooooo - don't mess with me!!

Does she learn .........NO!   I don't give up tho and will keep practicing until purrfect!   Maybe I should consider false toothies so I can really bite her.

When you leaves here, go over and take a look at Mr. Puddy's Bloggy.   He is so cute and funny and drives all the ladycats wild cuz he's so handsome.  You'll be glad you took the time.

Mario