Monday, February 13, 2012
OCD - Not!
Do you remember before Christmas when M got me the Neko flies? Well, it's my very very favorite toy and now she's telling me I have OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder). Geeeeesh! Can you believe that?
M dangles the Neko Fly round and round in circles. I have to catch it, but when I do, I drag the Neko Fly and M way down the hall and into another room.
Then when I gets to just the right spot, I drop the fly, straddle the string, wiggle my butt, hump up my back, and do more wiggling with legs spread apart.
Now M has some thoughts that aren't very nice, and I'm upset with her for even thinking what she is thinking. Afterall, I is a "fixed" kitty and has no manly desires other than admiring the bootiful lady cats.
Dad is more reasonable. He says I've caught my prey (mousie or birdie maybe) and must drag it to a safe place. Then I needs to straddle it so I can get a good bitey on the throat for the final kill.
It's very important to keep my paw on the string cuz M is sneaky and likes to yank the string right out from under my paw! Now I think it's time to move on again.
I gotta find a good place to hide this thingy so M can't find it anymore. Who knows what she'll accuse me of next. Just cuz I like this little fly, doesn't mean I'm obsessed with him.
Let me know if you have any ideas.
Happy Valentines Day!